Mr Ssinging
Right. For those of you who don't know, the GREAT MATES IN ROCK section is generally dedicated to responding to people who spam the Coronets. In general, people write in, pretending to like Coronets songs, but in fact they are merely are shamelessly promoting their own art. 'Art'. And normally I write back, pretending to be ALMOST CRIMINALLY enthusiastic about their music.
However, one person has taken this to another level, by spamming approximately everyone on the internet. Even people who are normally polite are driven to rage by this man. I, on the other hand, am normally extremely rude to these people, and yet even I found myself having to plumb new depths of anger and rudeness to deal with this man.
This has been going on for so long now, that I have had to split my contacts with this man into several pages. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...