Mr Ssinging - 3
I must confess that by this stage, I was feeling hurt. Rejected. So, I decided on a two-fold plan. One - I would try and insult him more openly than before. Two - I would appeal to his vanity in an attempt to waste his time. Taking a leaf from Martin Amis' book, I pretended that I had seen something about him in the Los Angeles Times, without specifying where it was, in the hope that he would then trawl through several copies looking for it. Anyway - see if you can spot the insult in
the next mail...
Yo Mr Ssinging!
Oh, yeah, I liked your photo! I _had_ noticed on the previous one that
u seemed to be suffering from that old devil
alopecia - but that stylish (prada I believe?) cap
really seems to be hiding all of those MASSIVELY
embarrassing indiscretions - nice one!
Anyway DeanyDeanyDeanoYO! - one thing that has struck me over our
now quite lengthy correspondance, is that - well -
unless I am mistaken, you have never
told me the full details of your (I presume)
TRAGIC relationship with your
Earthly muse - I refer of course to She Who Must Not Be Named - yes -
RACHEL.
Why dean? Why do you sing about her so? Did she break your heart?
And leave you lonesome, like a stinking kipper - on a bitch?
Now, I don't wanna hear if she left cos she
Knew you were having an affair WITH A DOG -
Eurgh! I don't think I could stand it. But
Really Dean, I feel I need to know the truth - to appreciate your art. Mail me.
Anyway - I saw that great publicity for you
recently - amazing stuff eh?
Even though I shouldn't be, I was
not a little surprised to see you in
THE LOSS ANGELES TIMES last week - quite a favourable mention too. Did
You see it? Let me know if you can't find it.
OK Deano- gotta go now. I'M TOUCHING CLOTH!!!!! Hope all is well with
u in finland...
?
Phil
acrostics@thecoro.net
www.thecoro.net
Well, no response as yet. But I'll be expecting a spam shortly. But I'd love to think that for a short while at least, he searched for himself on the LA Times site.
Another thing I did to annoy Dean
I grassed him up to yahoo for spamming people from his yahoo email account.