Mr Ssinging - more information
Want to find out more about Dean?
There are positive and negative sides to doing so. Positively, well, it can be amusing. Negatively - well, this must be a spoof. This must be a spoof. Right?
There are two ways of getting into the Ssinging. Firstly, you can listen to his songs. After his second mail, I did do so - persistence pays eh Dean? - but unfortunately, both are blatant shit. Malc couldn't even get to the end of one of them.
If you prefer then, you can check out Dean's website. This includes stuff the memorable column, 'complaints', 'more complaints', 'and more', 'the coronets'. Yes, despite the fact that he won't speak to us, there is a link to THIS VERY PAGE on his site.
Now Dean. I know you read this. Please try not to get caught in an infinite loop between your page and this one.
His site also includes his police records, about how, when homeless in texas, he stalked and harrassed a few women. And how he was rewarded by coloured lights and music in his head. OK - I made the last bit up. But not the first.
So - it's a joke, right?
In all my contacts with Dean, I have wondered whether or not it was a Chris Morris-esque spoof. However, I have come to the conclusion, that no, it isn't. He means it.
Oh well - at least he'll never get a record deal eh?
Sorry. To my astonishment, a record company have decided to release his vapid, talentless, offensive shite. When the record label started spamming me as well, I sent them only email I have ever written whose first words were 'F*** off!'. I hadn't finished there either. Sending that email cheered me up, believe me...
Now - who wants to have some FUN?